Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes
this cat is me
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences.
if you didn’t read the book, it sounds like he’s talking about blazing one
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
HIS FACE AT THE END XD XD
HE’S ALL GROWED UP
He’s 23 and he looks 16, the fuck bro?
whenever jennifer lawrence says:
i laugh sooo fuckin hard because honestly all i can think of is: